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THE SHOGUN OF HARLEM -


TAGS: last dragon tribute cubby
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

spacedog - August 22, 2010, 4:58 pm
LOL! 5L
agdaniele - August 22, 2010, 4:52 pm
SHO NUFF!!!!!


FANTASY FOOTBALL -


TAGS: geek jocks football dungeons dragons
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:35 pm
But then...who's the DM?
jimicapone - November 14, 2011, 6:36 pm
Jocks aren't smart enough to play D&D.
MonkeyStealsPeach - February 7, 2011, 10:29 am
Couldn't agree more ... and I work in an office full of players. 5 d20's
Reality Lord - February 5, 2011, 9:43 pm

jocks who always wanted to play D&D
Cubbybear - February 5, 2011, 8:03 pm
Who plays this anyway?


IF YOU RECOGNIZE THESE - you just might have been a nerd!


TAGS: dungeons dragons nerd
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2012, 10:07 pm
I was never a nerd, But I still played dungeons and dragons. Drunk. and on drugs. (don't judge me)


DIRE FACEBOOK WARNING - YIKES!




SUPER SAIYAN PIKACHU - What's up now Gary?




TARRASQUE - When you absolutely, positivitly have to kill every party member.




Sweet Mother of Jesus!!! -


TAGS: sir richard branson drag tranny
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by RobertSpencer

david5300 - April 27, 2014, 11:25 am
Is that Sir Richard Branson?
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:53 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen...David Bowie.
Pauleboy - May 27, 2013, 6:57 pm
Sir Richard Branson on a night out?
Rudedog - May 14, 2013, 1:07 am
Robert S, stop posting self pics. BTW eye shadow color is screaming non virgin, Mary.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 7:38 pm
I just puked. The mess didn't bother me, but the Starbucks employees are pi**ed.
Renza - May 13, 2013, 10:30 am
diaf... now I need to go cleanse my retinas with fire or some form of potent acid.


JESUS SAVES! - Everyone else takes damage.


TAGS: jesus saves dungeons dragons adnd
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by Mr Faust

Haarakkon - October 10, 2009, 8:00 pm
Ha! Clever.


LEROY! - WHO DA MASTAH?


TAGS: last dragon bruce leeroy shonuff kung fu master
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by Shtoink

Lovellama - December 17, 2009, 4:45 pm
Best...movie...ever!
Anonymous2 - June 3, 2009, 1:03 pm
*catches Sho-nuff's fist* I am.
bubba - June 3, 2009, 12:08 pm
sho-nuf
agdaniele - June 3, 2009, 8:50 am
The baddest mo fo low down around this town!


REVENGE - a dish best served as a giant sea dragon... that can fly




ANGER KITTY - Feedz me now, or my power level becomez ovah 9000!




GELATINOUS CUBE - Because Hugging Big, Squishy Things Is Not Always A Good Idea...


TAGS: dungeons and dragons gelatinous cube big squishy good ideas
Rating: 2.09/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

calron - February 24, 2017, 5:37 am
There's always a 10X10 foot room for jello. :P


JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!


TAGS: goku sailor moon dragonball lupin harlock astro boy cutie cutey honey
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:37 am
It is Cutie honey. She is hot on Manga too.
uh... lets see - July 28, 2009, 5:31 pm
starting from the left: don't know, guy from Cyborg 009 (009 probably), don't know, Goku, Lupin, Astro boy, Sailor shits. who are the two I'm missing?


Lawful Good -


TAGS: fuzz dungeons amp dragons lawful good
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Malkavian

TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 3:27 pm
Simon Pegg is funny. You sir are not!
HITMAN!219 - July 19, 2009, 2:55 pm
Its all for the GREATER GOOD THE GREATER GOOD
Roger Ebert - December 2, 2008, 11:59 am
How did this pile of shite get greenlit?
bhaalgorn - December 2, 2008, 11:32 am
"what made you want to become a police man officer?" sweet someone played along :D
james matthis - December 2, 2008, 10:54 am
"officer"
bhaalgorn - December 2, 2008, 10:33 am
"what made you want to become a police man?"
TigerKid - September 30, 2008, 11:29 am
"I wanna do what you do. You DO DO what I DO!"
God - September 27, 2008, 7:03 pm
Tube Steak. You're quite possibly the biggest douchebag in the world. The "ph"ail thing is stupid.
Tube Steak - September 27, 2008, 6:46 pm
PHAIL... but it was a kick ass movie.
Tom Weaver - June 18, 2008, 4:23 pm
If we don't come down hard on these clowns, we are going to be up to our *balls* in jugglers!


Babies -


TAGS: baby dragon
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

motifayk - October 22, 2014, 3:31 am
The dragonborn. They are very hard to control, till they take an arrow in the knee.


GEEK-GIRL PINUPS - Shonan the Librarian: Delinquent borrowers will be fed to the dragon.




Adventure Goals -


TAGS: amp d lol gaming mixed baby dragons
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by Roamer

M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:45 pm
CONGRATULATIONS you made me laugh, your prize is a slap in the fa... wait, no, sorry, wrong cuecard, Your prize is 5 dragon laye... ummm 5layers. well done
dragontamer1990 - April 18, 2010, 6:44 pm
Ok, this just killed me XD
Warghl - June 19, 2009, 1:13 pm
It's not a comic it's from Fredrik K T Andersson on elfwood.com I .... think....
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 11:15 pm
I just want to know if this is a single piece or part of a comic somewhere...
jackassjoker - March 21, 2009, 11:21 pm
so that is how Gar-goals were named
Crunk - March 21, 2009, 8:19 pm
dragons can polymorph so anyone can be fooled
Merlin The Twisted - January 13, 2009, 1:51 pm
Ehh, for me, that WOULD be an adventure goal, if only to be able to say that I did.


KIDS CARTOONS - Just aren't what they used to be


TAGS: vegeta cartoons dragonball z
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by Tobelgoog

awesomeman - May 17, 2010, 3:15 pm
I remember that episode, it was great. Too much censorship now a days.
awesomeman - May 17, 2010, 3:14 pm
I remember that episode, it was great. Too much censorship now a days.
dragontamer1990 - April 18, 2010, 6:50 pm
Totally miss this AWESOME anime DBZ. Unfortunally they aint, I miss most of the cartoons from when I was little which was in the 90's
angryceltic - December 8, 2009, 5:46 pm
i miss that show so much


DRUGS - Dude, forget the dragons. There's a vortex in here.




SHORYUKEN - He was the first to use it




STEROIDS - They turn you into a Super Saiyan.




DEFINITION OF QUITTING - Zombie. Dragon. Put Down The Die And Slowly Back Away From The Table...




LIVE-ACTION ANIME - Give it up, Hollywood!


TAGS: speed racer dragonball avatar airbender
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by shakemaster

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:30 pm
Live Action Anime does indeed suck, but Video Game To Movie sucks even worse.
twill1962 - September 16, 2012, 6:08 pm
I agree that live action anime sucks, but technically, Last Air Bender ISN'T anime, as it is produced soley in North America.
corbett06 - March 6, 2011, 12:28 am
never watched dragon ball...you cant recreate the cartoon theres to many variables...the last air bender wasnt to bad but could use some work didnt watch speed racer either doubt you can beat the cartoon anyway
AdmiralAckbar - September 21, 2010, 4:29 pm
back in the day he would have done a good job, but now I do not know. He has kind of lost his mind.
wildcard9 - September 21, 2010, 4:13 pm
Spielberg is working on a Ghost in the Shell Live Action. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, since he's one of the greatest directors out there. Oh and Minority Report was practically Shell. 5L.
Bartimaeus - July 23, 2010, 8:12 pm
What a twist!
CpnKangaroo - July 23, 2010, 8:33 am
dbz the movie is one of the most inaccurate anime films i have ever seen, it disappointed me highly. avatar the series was great, the movie coiuld've been better with a different director. M. night fucked it up bad
Bakstabr - July 23, 2010, 12:06 am
Hehe in order: Liked it because chim chim was funny. Hated it because it had nothing to do with the actual dbz story. And last but not least enjoyed it because i was in it as one of the fire nation soldiers.
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 10:01 pm
The ratings of these movies are as follows: 1. Awesome, and true to the franchise. 2. An abortion 3. Passable, but the beginning sucked because they cut out all the cool scenes from Ang's origin story.
Cubbybear - July 22, 2010, 9:52 pm
I actually enjoyed Speed Racer...but I'm a Fan.4/5


Romance -


TAGS: dragons
Rating: 1.69/5

More motifakes by lollipop

wuest - May 5, 2009, 2:20 pm
and dont forget. NO means YES
The Mighty Fong - August 13, 2008, 6:18 pm
If flowers dont work, she might like a rag soaked in chloroform
Sean - April 11, 2008, 4:21 pm
Hey thanks Mark. But I hope you don't mean "some" from little girls like the one that is shown here.
mark - April 7, 2008, 8:29 pm
other than jewelry, flowers will get you some more often than not


LIGHTSABERS - IF CHUCK NORRIS GOT ONE THE WORLD WOULD EXPLODE.




DOES IT STACK? - success lies in asking the right question at the right time


TAGS: dungeons amp dragons
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by Ekrenor

elsevier - April 28, 2008, 5:11 pm
ROTFL! the minmaxer's motto!


CONTUMACIOUS -


TAGS: contumacious ugly drag crossdresser homo fag gay
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 4:10 am
I think Darwin is throwing in the towel.
Guest091 - August 9, 2009, 8:17 am
If that's your mother Dilly, than DAMN, do I feel sorry for you.
DillyRat - July 24, 2009, 4:53 am
That's my Mom!
rerun - April 20, 2009, 7:59 pm

see, the boy meets the girl, then they date. On the 3rd date, he puts his "thing" in her "thing". Later, she finds out she is pregnant. Then she drinks lots of coolaid, cause her cousin told her that is the way to get un-pregnant. In 9 months, Viola!
fdfdfddddfdfdfdf - April 20, 2009, 7:50 pm
How can such a thing exist!


WE'RE GOING TO NEED -


TAGS: fireman dragon
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Airman

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 9:57 pm
Awesome!
culos - February 24, 2011, 5:16 am
That's what she said...


DRAGON BOAT - Why is when you have a boat full of women, its called a Dragon boat


TAGS: dragon boat
Rating: 1.43/5

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KOMODO DRAGON -


TAGS: komodo dragon
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by matt28

[email protected] - February 22, 2010, 11:10 pm
Love 2 have one as a pet, but that deadly bacteria laden bite...it'd be like living with a zombie. One bite and its over.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:30 pm
Don't cast dispersions on Abe Vigoda.
Derek - February 21, 2010, 5:28 pm
Dinosaurs - not quite extinct
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 4:22 pm
I like it.


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TAGS: rocky ivan drago thunderlips hulk hogan boxing wrestling
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Electric Chair Guy

Dylan - May 17, 2009, 11:18 pm
I wouldn't.
Fredric T - January 26, 2009, 9:17 am
Id pay to see that one


OLD S-10'S NEVER DIE - We just put V8's in them


TAGS: s10 s10 s 10 s 10 chevy chevrolet v8 v6 racing drag gas gasoline
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by Untamedfifty

RatFink - June 19, 2010, 7:24 am
i got an S10 and that thing purrs like a ferrari
Sidereal - February 1, 2010, 7:56 am
you forgot the Bubba and Darleen sun strip too


Dragons -


TAGS: dragon
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Ashson



BUGS BUNNY - Hollywood's ORIGINAL drag queen!




WHATS THAT VEGETA? - Under Nine Thousand?!




DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS -


TAGS: dnd dragons dungeons
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by ArturiusMaxwell

Arvantillian - June 11, 2011, 11:00 am
Nice...had to give it 5, I think i've been there


EINSTEIN'S RELATIVITY THEORY -




Reincarnation -


TAGS: dragons
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by lisa

Dustin Marthington - September 8, 2008, 12:08 am
you just don't know how badass badgers really are.


MEXICO - Even God screws up sometimes.


TAGS: mexico cats dragons drugs america george bush
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by Andrew Plaisance

aluhick - December 18, 2010, 5:47 am
http://img691.imageshack.us/i/mexicomexicocatsdragons.jpg/
Count von Tofurkey - May 7, 2009, 11:42 pm
Chinga su madre putito and cram it, you racist shmuck. If I wanted bigoted ignorance and incoherent neo-Nazi blatherings I'd move to an isolated compound in Idaho: where you belong. Ass. Wolfie makes a good point, by the way.
Wolfie - April 9, 2009, 2:12 pm
Even if blatant racism is never ok, what REALLY makes you fail is the pixelated image. Seriously, is googling a pic really that hard?
SherlockHolmeboy - September 18, 2008, 10:52 pm
OMG WHYD THE MODS LETS SUCH A CRAPPY PIC ONTO MOTIFAKE!!!!!!!
Pitch - July 21, 2008, 3:31 am
Looks like he screwed up your pic too.


SCHOOL BUS - "Don't worry mama, your kids will be safe."




GAME OF THRONES -




TENSER'S TRANSFORMATION - because sometimes you just can't pass spell resistance


TAGS: dungeons amp dragons
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Ekrenor

No-one - March 20, 2009, 7:18 pm
Bacon and LogicDude needs to get some hobbies of their own, and possibly also laid.
HurHur... - March 9, 2009, 3:51 pm
Never seen this pic of Gandalf slaying the Balrog before. Whoever the artist is, they're rather good.
LogicDude - October 15, 2008, 9:34 am
Someone needs to go OUTSIDE and play. You're spending WAY too much time in the basement of the Science Building here!
Bacon - September 13, 2008, 9:55 pm
What the fuck are you nerds talking about?
waterstand - August 22, 2008, 10:59 am
@ Shigeru: you must probably be referring to the AD&D ruleset (with its frustrating and meaningless limitations): in D&D 3E and 3.5E TT grants you proficiency with all simple and martial weapons (longsword included, of course)
Shigeru - June 1, 2008, 11:42 pm
Technically, TT used to let you fight with either a dagger or a staff.
alzy84 - April 29, 2008, 12:53 pm
LOL ... but you also need a magical sword with you!


WHEN YOU SEE IT - You'll shit over 9000 bricks


TAGS: vegeta dragonballz over 9000 4chan meme
Rating: 2.03/5

More motifakes by SherlockHolmeboy

Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2011, 10:51 pm
It's a 3 year old poster....
UlyssesArt - November 10, 2011, 9:11 pm
so over the shitting bricks motifakes... get some original stuff happening this site is starting to get pretty repetitive.
HtD - March 2, 2009, 12:36 pm
Combining memes doesn't improve them.
Fail - March 2, 2009, 10:36 am
Fail motifake is failing...
Seb - December 22, 2008, 8:22 am
Stop with the shitting bricks!
yon - November 19, 2008, 9:30 am
no...no you'll just fuck up your high tech gadgetry.


Rediculous Quests -




ANGER - it should be managed


TAGS: dragon ball z
Rating: 1.55/5

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David - August 24, 2008, 10:42 pm
LOL.


DRAGON-CON - The only good reason to live anywhere near Atlanta


TAGS: dragon con
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

aerofiend - January 25, 2010, 2:38 pm
Hey, hey...we got the Varsity...so I guess that proves your point nvm


AWWWWWW! - See, it doesn't ALL have to be about power levels.


TAGS: anime dragonball dragon ball dbz gt z goku chichi chi chi
Rating: 2.67/5

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LURCH - August 5, 2009, 8:18 pm
SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS STRAPPED AND PACKED!


DRAG RACING - Another community event sponsored by your local Walmart




POSITIVE THINKING -


TAGS: what a drag
Rating: 4.82/5

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LASER DISC GAMES - What else are you gonna waste $10.00 in quarters on in the 80s?


TAGS: dragon s lair space ace games
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by shakemaster

Bakstabr - July 23, 2010, 12:08 am
Man i hated dragon lair.....it was so godd*amn impossible because u had to have such split second timing and know what was coming up. But ill still admit i wasted alot of money on these.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 9:56 pm
I liked Dragon's Lair... but there was one seldom seen one... and my most favorite... Cliff Hanger.
Cubbybear - July 22, 2010, 9:54 pm
They were fun to play. I actually mastered Space Ace. At the end of the cartoon the girl on the right kisses you. Thanks for the memories 5/5


BATMAN - Proof that the Dungeons and Dragons alignment system is a load of bullocks.


TAGS: batman dungeons dragons
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by MidbossVyers

Ed-Hyde - May 28, 2010, 12:29 pm
Not bad at all
MissRed - May 28, 2010, 11:47 am
I see afew mods in this picture no? Very well done 4L
MidbossVyers - May 28, 2010, 11:33 am
Well, it seems I fail at British-style speaking. Oh, well, it adds to the entertainment.
Derek - May 27, 2010, 5:35 pm
Oh, and; good matrix
Derek - May 27, 2010, 5:33 pm
Bollocks = nonsense/testicles. Bullocks = castrated cattle.


TRUST -




BAD IDEA...? - you think so?


TAGS: dragons bones
Rating: 3.55/5

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GOTH DRAG - Teenagers scare The living shit Outta me


TAGS: goth drag corset
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by hangmanheadphones

superuser1337 - January 7, 2012, 2:40 pm
Why is "goth" tagged in this pic?
WhatTheHellIsAHufflepuff - December 9, 2010, 11:30 am
XD mcr lyrics
5150monkeylove - September 20, 2010, 12:02 pm
really well put together. I did a couple with personal pics when I started here as well. They werent as funny.
hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 9:22 am
Just to be clear here. Picture is of a boy. Roughly six feet nine inches, near three-hundred pounds. And that boy, dear children, grew up to make a poster out of it.
jameswnash - September 19, 2010, 10:59 pm
You better not be picking up any stray mice from the field! You never know where they been boy!
Claire - September 19, 2010, 10:59 pm
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.
agdaniele - September 19, 2010, 10:55 pm
My name is little bunny fu-fu
AdmiralAckbar - September 19, 2010, 10:54 pm
and people wonder why I pray for a pandemic
Claire - September 19, 2010, 10:53 pm
Son, just get out of my house.
agdaniele - September 19, 2010, 10:49 pm
Mom's dead, dad.
jameswnash - September 19, 2010, 10:48 pm
Son, why are you wearing your mothers party dress?
Claire - September 19, 2010, 10:31 pm
Could have been better.


RUSSIAN BOXERS - He's on steroids? No way!


TAGS: russia russian ivan drago rocky balboa box boxers boxing
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by fineline

FatherTyme - June 22, 2011, 1:49 pm
"I must break you" arguably the best one that i've seen...


PLAYER CHARACTER DEATHS - "Dont cry, just roll up another...At level one."




JESUS CHRIST! - Put some clothes on!


TAGS: regeneration i thought only namekians could do that shit is goku like dragon ball jesus i wonder
Rating: 4.24/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 8:41 pm
It caught me by suprise..I almost spit my drink all over my monitor when I started laughing.
heathentod - May 20, 2010, 6:12 pm
OMG (no pun intended)! I love it! 5Ls fo sho!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:50 pm
Oh, ok... I see. Thought you were drudging up some memories.
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 3:44 pm
Safe for work, I mean...I think.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:41 pm
Safe?
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 3:39 pm
If Jesus' junk isn't safe, who's is? lol
forseti - April 4, 2010, 3:30 pm
THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 1:00 pm
Magnificent!


WEDDED BLISS - They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense




RUSSIAN... - ...into a staring contest while your BFF lay dying in your arms is not cool. Too soon, Rocky. Too soon.


TAGS: rocky iv ivan drago apollo creed
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 7:20 pm
Epic pun 5/5


GOKU - Does the carpet match the drapes?


TAGS: goku anime dragonball
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by Anon

Me_ - December 9, 2009, 1:57 pm
gay


ALBINO CLASS - She Rolled A Nat. 1 On Her Pigment Check.


TAGS: albino dnd dungeons and dragons humor africa lol
Rating: 2.06/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 1:10 pm
Reincarnation's a bitch, eh Mr. Jackson?
Derek - September 1, 2009, 12:30 am
Poor girl. If you've all the recessives we've seen-o then you find you're an al-bee-no.


Clear Pronunciation -


TAGS: of fire dragons horde hoard
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Roamer

Toussaint - February 5, 2009, 11:09 am
A really good movie, better than most give it credit for. Five lions !


KOBOLDS - "They're JUST kobolds. What're you scared of?"


TAGS: d amp d kobolds dungeons dragons
Rating: 1.4/5

More motifakes by MrFrost

Informator - September 17, 2009, 10:55 pm
-roamer: Deekin was oddly adorable...but scary in an obsessive way.. .__.'
Roamer - May 26, 2009, 8:30 pm
Deekin... thats who
candlejack - May 25, 2009, 7:42 pm
YOU NO TAKE CANDLE!!!!


DRAGON TAKEOVER - "Stupid humans. TNT is the worst channel ever!" "I shall destroy you all for making this torture!" "My wings shall cover the sun!"




Love -


TAGS: toxic relationships drag you down
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

GaryO - August 18, 2013, 11:52 am
GEEEEEEZUS. Wunna Quagmire’s squeezes? Not giggety, definitely not giggety. More like diggety……deepity..…quickety. 5L
Sho - August 18, 2013, 11:27 am
Beautiful! 5/F!


OPTIMISM - When life gives you nausea, Treat it as an opportunity to turn into a dragon, And lay waste to those who oppose you!


TAGS: vomit dragon life nausea
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Losifer2

Jaws - March 26, 2012, 4:14 pm
What the Flagnarg? O_o
Losifer2 - March 26, 2012, 11:19 am
I hate to go all vomit dragon on the party, but all the skittles colors mixes together make brown vomit. I know this partly from being an Art major and knowing my colors, and partly from the practical application of skittles in vodka. Long story.
Skyrim123 - March 25, 2012, 12:35 pm
Seriously....what's he barfing out?!?!
rondollins - March 25, 2012, 2:56 am
I think we all can relate to this... 5 trojectories!
crankyhead - March 24, 2012, 7:09 pm
5L's for both the poster, and Mr Furlong's comment.
SteveFurlong - March 24, 2012, 7:06 pm
If he'd eaten Skittles beforehand, he could have barfed the rainbow.


GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES! -


TAGS: drag
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Rudedog - January 16, 2013, 10:49 pm
Funny, I'm betting on the black dude even in the heals
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 7:51 pm
Awwwwww thanks Grey! And the 5L made me feel all warm and fuzzy so a happy 5L right back at you. Can be redeem for use on a poster of your creating. Valid until 01/16/13. Damn, soooo close. teehee
Greybeard - January 15, 2013, 9:16 pm
Ha Ha Ha Ha. You made a cold day here in Afghanistan warm with laughter. 5 Checkered flags.... : )


TORQUE - It comes in small packages


TAGS: dragrace wheelies gremlin auto car
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by sundog

Swampfox - October 20, 2012, 3:00 am
There was a street legal version of that where I grew up. Driver was in the back seat.


Pests -




JAMES WONG - Should join Motifake, He's already great at destroying childhood memories




GARY GYGAX - An this is what he does on his off time.




SCHIZOPHRENIA AND BISEXUALITY - How to introduce little kids to both them




THE CAVEMAN INSTINCT - It still exists !!




Sergei Dragunov -




THIS IS WHY - This is why we can't have a Dragon Ball Z live-action movie.


TAGS: dragon ball z why why fuck fail
Rating: 1.54/5

More motifakes by Ivellios

brock0lee - September 4, 2008, 7:54 am
no, but we can have a dragonball movie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1098327/


BAD DAY? - hey...it could be worse you could have a giant dragon attacking you city so cheer up


TAGS: dragon
Rating: 4.4/5

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PERFECTION - INDEED, THIS IS A DRAGUNOV. ONE OF THE BEST SNIPER'S RIFLE


TAGS: perfection dragunov sniper rifle
Rating: 3.79/5

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TheTrashHeap - September 13, 2010, 7:43 pm
OWWWW! My bubble! What happened to my bubble? It was here just a moment ago!
EvilCreamsicle - September 13, 2010, 7:37 pm
Hate to burst your bubble guys, but that isn't an SVD, its a PSL, which is completely different from a Dragunov
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:22 am
I have a slingshot and a bag of marbles.....I dare any of you gun nuts to challenge my authority!
JTAC - August 9, 2010, 1:09 am
I couldn't agree more, the SVD is the most combat effective and reliable factory built sniper/marksman rifle in the world to this day.
almarpa - August 8, 2010, 10:10 am
Maybe it is true. But you are comapring with state of the art rfiles with a model of the 60's
corbett06 - August 7, 2010, 10:53 pm
cant hold up to a M40A1 the marines use
GySgt1811 - August 7, 2010, 6:47 pm
H'mmm. Gotta admit, the two I tried out in Kuwait wouldn't stay in the same zip code from shot to shot. "Course, I didn't have the B gunner like in the photo. That may or may not have helped. (BTW, Lotta "chink-clang" when that thing goes off.)Semper Fi.


My campaign brings all the boys -




Sacrifice -




Dragons -




Voice Recognition software -


TAGS: dragon dictate office secretary
Rating: 4.4/5

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MashiMashi - September 5, 2013, 9:56 am
GOOD GOOD I see i'm not the only one with that Damn Dragon speaking software Icon on my desktop....that i never open because hunting and pecking is faster than reapeating everything 3 times.


SHOPPING - No I Will Not Get You a Sled. Now Come on Let's go Look at the Choker Collars.


TAGS: shopping dragging child
Rating: 3.27/5

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Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 6:13 pm
Wonder if police stopped her, since this is in a sense child abuse. I mean, that can not be good for the little shit.
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:11 pm
This one I like.
Fatt Matt - December 3, 2009, 12:09 pm
Wish I could have found a better pic on this one... kinda surprised it was approved.


HELMET - This is the mid control helmet. Now give me all of your tuna!


TAGS: cat helmet dnd dungeons dragons
Rating: 3.2/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 8:08 pm
Yeah, I mind bad spellers!
project28 - July 21, 2012, 10:53 am
*mind.


YES CHARLIE, - This is a woman, not a drag queen.


TAGS: yes woman dragqueen charlie
Rating: 3.14/5

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mariand - May 29, 2012, 8:02 pm
now, that woman is a very realistic imitation...hehehe
Gamedoc - May 29, 2012, 6:22 pm
How do you tell again? It looks like she mugged a Kibuki Dancer, and stole his makeup.


HERMAN LI - Respect 'Cause he's fast


TAGS: music dragonforce guitar herman li
Rating: 2.92/5

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Hoagie - August 11, 2008, 11:25 am
Dethklok does tour,
Captain Douchebag - July 2, 2008, 10:40 am
Dethklok actually tours. Not -actually- them of course, but Brendan Small and whoever voices the other characters..Or something..They're a real band now, alright?
LIPCoelho - July 2, 2008, 5:01 am
Isn't Dethklok a virtual band? at least that's what I know of them
Captain Douchebag - July 1, 2008, 2:44 pm
Bad Roamer. 1/0 is not a spell...Aw, shit...
Roamer - July 1, 2008, 2:34 pm
Ladies and girly men with no lives, let this argument end now with one word Dethklok.... and if that fails, the I have a backup plan. but mark my words this will end. *casts 1/0*
mauser98k - July 1, 2008, 11:21 am
he's talented as all get out
LIPCoelho - June 23, 2008, 10:47 pm
2 words...Jimmy Hendrix (Buckethead is awesome too)
anon - June 17, 2008, 3:20 am
1 word....buckethead
l33T** - May 29, 2008, 1:02 pm
4 LIPCoelho: Respect 4D Motivator *plus* respect 4 herman li 4 Orsis: respect 4D beating 4 It's gay: STFU
/b/girl - May 29, 2008, 11:28 am
0rs1s w0n =3
DreadLord - May 29, 2008, 11:26 am
outch! someone was been really owned... respect Orsis (although you wrote fats instead of fast)
Orsis - May 29, 2008, 11:19 am
obviously you dont know this guy. obviously you dont like good, fats thenical stuff. obviously you cant play guitar, or at least, you cant play enoguh to know how hard it is to master the tapping technic as he does. obviously you dont understand shit ab
Its gay - May 29, 2008, 10:56 am
This guy sucks... tapping sucks... slides are for cock suckers...Power Metal is for BIG PUSSIES! Fuck it, you guys eat dick.
Orsis - May 29, 2008, 8:54 am
dude, do you even know what you're talking about? this guy is great with arpeggios and scales. regardless to say he rocks in tappings and slides. Power Metal is about speed and epic sound. he delivers. try playing dragonforce in a real guitar (with 6 stri
Roamer - May 28, 2008, 11:41 pm
his speed is the only reason he's "good". Any real guitarist will probably say he sucks more than a prostitute working a Saturday night double shift.


DRAGONFORCE - They're fast


TAGS: dragonforce guitar music
Rating: 2.65/5

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kornaas - March 26, 2011, 1:26 pm
StudioForce :).
Orsis - May 2, 2009, 8:10 pm
i saw them play this week. they rocked. they didnt miss a note. they rock!
roflpants - January 7, 2009, 4:50 pm
Fast at sucking. lawlz!!
NREEEOW - November 25, 2008, 7:13 pm
They're fast, whether or not they're faking it, but that doesn't make their music good.
Lump - September 29, 2008, 10:14 am
Orsis, see them live, they can't play their solos either
mR.Me - September 22, 2008, 9:49 pm
not as fast as John Petrucci or Paul Gilbert
Anonymous - August 8, 2008, 3:32 am
Great band, kill the vocalist
RnR - August 1, 2008, 6:45 am
hmm.. makes me think of the Sex Pistols, and Sigue Sigue Sputnik
Dude - August 1, 2008, 4:09 am
Dragon force proves you don't need to be able to sing good or no how to play insturments that people will still be over you like brown on non racist rice.
LIPCoelho - June 23, 2008, 10:49 pm
yeah right.. like every regular guy plays dragonforce, that and write correctly in english. i only now that Dragonforce is one of the most requested bands for technic games and shit (GH3, for example)
anon - June 22, 2008, 9:12 pm
if i wanted to play a mess of triads then yes i would. they suck. big time.
Orsis - June 18, 2008, 8:20 pm
Try playing their solos
anonymous - June 17, 2008, 12:51 am
ya at playinga keyboard and strumming the same 3 notes over and over....


CHAOTIC EVIL - You're a douche for thinking the Joker is Neutral Evil. Now roll your d20 and see if you get to feel the centaur queen's boobs.


TAGS: joker batman dungeons and dragons alignment
Rating: 2.39/5

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Bartimaeus - April 7, 2010, 3:04 am
Wait...aren't centaur's like half horse? That can't bode well for the bedroom...or the bed for that matter; I'm pretty sure the legs would break, AND you can forget doing it in the car! Unless you have a stretch hummer. hmmmm
Mark - March 24, 2009, 12:20 pm
Mr. Taco - You have won that argument. Would you like to start another? Of course you can do whatever you want with your life and your posters. This is after all MotiFake and from where I sit, it's America, the home of freedom. But tunnels always = 1.
Mr Taco - March 24, 2009, 11:36 am
we did but its called doing whatever we want with our lives
Mark - March 23, 2009, 6:18 pm
And none of you have read the One Lion Club's Tunnel charter.
Gar - March 23, 2009, 6:01 pm
Obviously, this faggot that made the new de-motivation has not read "The Killing Joke."
Dweezle - March 19, 2009, 2:48 pm
Captain....you ARE a douche bag.... because i have a deck of many things and used my avoid an one instance card to skip the king and go straight to feeling the Queen's boobs...Also this is ver obviously the Joker...ASS!
Alexiel - August 15, 2008, 6:19 pm
well EXCUSE ME
Captain Douchebag - August 12, 2008, 8:35 pm
It's Two-Face, you fucking twit. Also, you can't roll to feel the centaur queen's boobs until you brave the centaur king's junk and best him in the arena. Noob.
Alexiel - August 12, 2008, 7:19 pm
he's more like explaining twinface anyway


JESUS FALCOR! - Together again for the first time. Spreading the good word from both amazing books.




AMERICAN DRAGON - Saving the wrestling world from sports entertainment, one jobber at a time.


TAGS: american dragon bryan danielson
Rating: 1.79/5

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Taivas - March 19, 2009, 2:50 pm
It's "American Dragon" Bryan Danielson. And he has til 5.
Moar - December 2, 2008, 12:20 pm
Does anyone realize that he's gonna die?
SlimSkeeter - September 30, 2008, 6:52 pm
no kidding ... fail!
zerojustice - June 18, 2008, 7:39 pm
I thought the American Dragon was Jake Long?


YOU'RE COMING WITH ME CUBBY - I Overheard what you said to my sister


TAGS: drag teddy cubby
Rating: 4.58/5

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Reality Lord - January 22, 2011, 5:04 pm

yup agreed. Kohnel if i can give you some advice. your first two compared to this one. how did you score them. find out what you did right with this one and keep it coming. solid poster....solid 5 and well done.
tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 12:02 pm
That's awsome!


DA-DEE-DUMM-DUMM - The Motifake You Are About To Read Is True. Only Their Hair Color Has Been Changed To Protect Their Identity.


TAGS: only people older than 40 will get the dragnet reference
Rating: 3.83/5

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sickartist - December 27, 2009, 6:33 pm
Which one is Friday and which one is Gannon?


COMMUTING -


TAGS: chinese water dragons sunset dinner
Rating: 3.26/5

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Sean. - May 5, 2009, 10:34 pm
Beautiful, classy and funny.


INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION -


TAGS: vt terminal velocity m mass of the falling object g acceleration due to gravity cd drag coefficient density of the fluid through which the object is falling and a projected area of the object
Rating: 3.05/5

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Derek - November 30, 2009, 2:26 am
...with the small proviso that one has a particular type of vehicle


FRANKLY MY DEAR - you've got dragonbreath


TAGS: frankly dragon breath gone with the wind rnr
Rating: 2.23/5

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... - April 8, 2009, 7:15 pm
that´s actually true...I once read an interview with Vivien Leigh in which she said that Clark Gable´s breath stank so badly that she could hardly refrain from throwing up during the kissing scenes.


DRAG ME OUT TO SEA - I left the memories in the shore tomorrow is just another day Help my worries will be washed away..


TAGS: drag me out to sea
Rating: 2.2/5

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DRAGONS PWN JESUS - Because he was crunchy and went well with ketchup.




DRAGONFORCE - The most "love it or hate it" band known to man.


TAGS: power metal dragonforce dragon herman li music videogames
Rating: 2.05/5

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dude - April 14, 2009, 3:59 pm
dont care what these dudes say. love it
Porcelina - December 1, 2008, 2:12 pm
ahahaha. These comments pwn
Schifty - December 1, 2008, 1:54 pm
true..so true..
Lump - November 18, 2008, 10:24 am
ever see them play live? DragonFail
Moar - November 6, 2008, 3:55 pm
Hate. "Hey look at us! We can play really really really fast!" Its like thrash metal for a whole new generation of fags. Thanks Guitar Hero (Rock Band too) for ruining all music as we know it!


TINY TIM - "Livin' In The Sunlight, Lovin' In The Moonlight, Havin' A Wonderful Time!!!"




DRAGON TAKEOVER -




HOLLY JOLLY REWRITE -


TAGS: snagit copy santa jesus street fighter dragon ball z christman holidays
Rating: 1.44/5

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Roamer - April 9, 2009, 7:42 pm
Needless to say, I don't think SnagIt is going to help me make anymore posters
Roamer - April 9, 2009, 7:40 pm
... and made the biggest pile of shit I could. Oh Shit... I think I contradicted myself on that first comment.. please disregard it
Roamer - April 9, 2009, 7:38 pm
like I said, it was a test, I didn't want to try to make a good one and have it turn out bad; so I went the other way.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - April 9, 2009, 1:51 am
Roamer, this just might be your worst poster. It ought to be put out of it's misery. I think the crowning achievement here is the awkwardly written 'jizz', but gee it's so hard to choose, when all teh ingredients are so bad. I can't believe it's you!
Fatty - April 8, 2009, 10:30 am
Honestly??... Kinda.
Roamer - April 7, 2009, 10:13 pm
this was a test of my new SangIt program, but I wasn't expecting it to be so bad for a mot... This really does suck huh........


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