Drag Demotivational Poster
THE SHOGUN OF HARLEM -
FANTASY FOOTBALL -
IF YOU RECOGNIZE THESE - you just might have been a nerd!
DIRE FACEBOOK WARNING - YIKES!
SUPER SAIYAN PIKACHU - What's up now Gary?
TARRASQUE - When you absolutely, positivitly have to kill every party member.
Sweet Mother of Jesus!!! -
JESUS SAVES! - Everyone else takes damage.
LEROY! - WHO DA MASTAH?
REVENGE - a dish best served as a giant sea dragon... that can fly
ANGER KITTY - Feedz me now, or my power level becomez ovah 9000!
GELATINOUS CUBE - Because Hugging Big, Squishy Things Is Not Always A Good Idea...
JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!
Lawful Good -
GEEK-GIRL PINUPS - Shonan the Librarian: Delinquent borrowers will be fed to the dragon.
Adventure Goals -
KIDS CARTOONS - Just aren't what they used to be
DRUGS - Dude, forget the dragons. There's a vortex in here.
SHORYUKEN - He was the first to use it
STEROIDS - They turn you into a Super Saiyan.
DEFINITION OF QUITTING - Zombie. Dragon. Put Down The Die And Slowly Back Away From The Table...
LIVE-ACTION ANIME - Give it up, Hollywood!
LIGHTSABERS - IF CHUCK NORRIS GOT ONE THE WORLD WOULD EXPLODE.
DOES IT STACK? - success lies in asking the right question at the right time
WE'RE GOING TO NEED -
DRAGON BOAT - Why is when you have a boat full of women, its called a Dragon boat
KOMODO DRAGON -
OLD S-10'S NEVER DIE - We just put V8's in them
BUGS BUNNY - Hollywood's ORIGINAL drag queen!
WHATS THAT VEGETA? - Under Nine Thousand?!
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS -
EINSTEIN'S RELATIVITY THEORY -
MEXICO - Even God screws up sometimes.
SCHOOL BUS - "Don't worry mama, your kids will be safe."
GAME OF THRONES -
TENSER'S TRANSFORMATION - because sometimes you just can't pass spell resistance
WHEN YOU SEE IT - You'll shit over 9000 bricks
Rediculous Quests -
ANGER - it should be managed
DRAGON-CON - The only good reason to live anywhere near Atlanta
AWWWWWW! - See, it doesn't ALL have to be about power levels.
DRAG RACING - Another community event sponsored by your local Walmart
POSITIVE THINKING -
LASER DISC GAMES - What else are you gonna waste $10.00 in quarters on in the 80s?
BATMAN - Proof that the Dungeons and Dragons alignment system is a load of bullocks.
BAD IDEA...? - you think so?
GOTH DRAG - Teenagers scare The living shit Outta me
RUSSIAN BOXERS - He's on steroids? No way!
PLAYER CHARACTER DEATHS - "Dont cry, just roll up another...At level one."
JESUS CHRIST! - Put some clothes on!
WEDDED BLISS - They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense
RUSSIAN... - ...into a staring contest while your BFF lay dying in your arms is not cool. Too soon, Rocky. Too soon.
GOKU - Does the carpet match the drapes?
ALBINO CLASS - She Rolled A Nat. 1 On Her Pigment Check.
Clear Pronunciation -
KOBOLDS - "They're JUST kobolds. What're you scared of?"
DRAGON TAKEOVER - "Stupid humans. TNT is the worst channel ever!" "I shall destroy you all for making this torture!" "My wings shall cover the sun!"
OPTIMISM - When life gives you nausea, Treat it as an opportunity to turn into a dragon, And lay waste to those who oppose you!
GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES! -
TORQUE - It comes in small packages
JAMES WONG - Should join Motifake, He's already great at destroying childhood memories
GARY GYGAX - An this is what he does on his off time.
SCHIZOPHRENIA AND BISEXUALITY - How to introduce little kids to both them
THE CAVEMAN INSTINCT - It still exists !!
Sergei Dragunov -
THIS IS WHY - This is why we can't have a Dragon Ball Z live-action movie.
BAD DAY? - hey...it could be worse you could have a giant dragon attacking you city so cheer up
PERFECTION - INDEED, THIS IS A DRAGUNOV. ONE OF THE BEST SNIPER'S RIFLE
My campaign brings all the boys -
Voice Recognition software -
SHOPPING - No I Will Not Get You a Sled. Now Come on Let's go Look at the Choker Collars.
HELMET - This is the mid control helmet. Now give me all of your tuna!
YES CHARLIE, - This is a woman, not a drag queen.
HERMAN LI - Respect 'Cause he's fast
DRAGONFORCE - They're fast
CHAOTIC EVIL - You're a douche for thinking the Joker is Neutral Evil. Now roll your d20 and see if you get to feel the centaur queen's boobs.
JESUS FALCOR! - Together again for the first time. Spreading the good word from both amazing books.
AMERICAN DRAGON - Saving the wrestling world from sports entertainment, one jobber at a time.
YOU'RE COMING WITH ME CUBBY - I Overheard what you said to my sister
DA-DEE-DUMM-DUMM - The Motifake You Are About To Read Is True. Only Their Hair Color Has Been Changed To Protect Their Identity.
INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION -
FRANKLY MY DEAR - you've got dragonbreath
DRAG ME OUT TO SEA - I left the memories in the shore tomorrow is just another day Help my worries will be washed away..
DRAGONS PWN JESUS - Because he was crunchy and went well with ketchup.
DRAGONFORCE - The most "love it or hate it" band known to man.
TINY TIM - "Livin' In The Sunlight, Lovin' In The Moonlight, Havin' A Wonderful Time!!!"
DRAGON TAKEOVER -
HOLLY JOLLY REWRITE -
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